Hey Everybody. Welcome to the official blog of The Sam Cook Show!

Now I haven't done any of these thingy-ma-jiggies before but Mike Brown talks about his bath on a Sunday morning so I thought I would talk you through the same sort of thing. At the moment, I am sitting on the toilet. Thank God I'm not on webcam!

There you go!

If you are still reading this; congratulations. You deserve a medal.

Moving swiftly on, thank you to everyone that got in touch on Friday and said that they would support me if I got sacked for playing the Presley clips. I appreciate your support, and as yet, I haven't received the phone call! I'll be here on Friday!

Also, people want to have Lindsey Southard's number. Now, first of all, she and I are going on a date and secondly she is my good looking friend, so if you are one of those people who wanted her number, please go away and stop asking for it and get yourself a girlfriend. They are out there. Some of them cost so stay clear of them!

I have an exciting week this week. I am going to a party on Tuesday night which is amazing and Abi and I are planning to show everyone our incredible dancing. It also gets me out of going to Starbucks with the leg touching freak! YES!!!!!!!!

I may also be booking a holiday. I'm somewhat on a limited budget so I am thinking somewhere in the UK. I rather like Devon because it smells nice and they have nice accents. Skegness popped up as well but I am a southerner and we frown upon Skegness and most holiday destinations along the North East Coast!

That was a joke by the way, so if you were offended please don't report me, and get a sense of humour. Or just don't read this.

Now, the big news is that I turn 18 on March 3rd. HURRA! as the jingle would say. (Listen to the show to understand this) I'm still thinking of ideas of stuff to get up to. You are only 18 once after all!

Having said that, I don't like pubs that much. I think I will prefer a trendy wine bar. Do you have any of those in Withernsea??........or in fact, north of Birmingham?

That was another joke okay?

The other big news is that I have changed the name of the show. No longer is it called 'Captain Cook'. The official reason is that it didn't connect with my audience properly but the real and truthful reason is that it was a cheesy pile of (rude word inserted here). I havent actually thought of a suitable name yet, so for the moment I will name it after myself, 'The Sam Cook Show'.

What do you mean it is un-original??? Chris Moyles does it and he has 8 million + listeners thank you very much!

Right, until Friday night, take it easy chaps and chappesses!

Love you lots,

Sam xxxx mwah xxxx