Hello and welcome to another thrilling installment of my blog.

The last episode went down a hoot according to you all so I am aiming this to be a thrilling read, keeping you entertained right until the very end!

Oh boy, have I had a few good days!

Firstly, on Friday I went to see my friend Lindsey. Regular listeners to the show will know who she is. Those that don't, listen to my show for goodness sake!

Anyway, we went to Starbucks in Chippenham and had a very nice, relaxing and hilarious time. In fact, the biggest drama was the way that Lindsey's hot chocolate was dribbling over the edge and she was having to slurp it. It really was rather funny, and I did want to take a picture, but she told me not to, and not wanting to ruin my chances, I kept the camera in my pocket!

We did take a few pictures though and they are up on my bebo site, www.bebo.com/thesamcookshow - I even get a kiss in one!

We had a brilliant time though and we will be meeting up again. She even liked her rose! (not a bunch of them though because I am not that well off!)

In my weekly travels up to Hull, I have learnt to appreciate the motorway service stations, scattered along the M1. I usually stop at one just outside Nottingham because it has a Marks and Spencers with a nice lady who always tells me about the 99p offer on Jaffa Cakes! Little things like that really make me feel appreciated! That would never happen on the M4 - usually they just take your money and look miserable.

Thank you Nottingham Trowell Services!!! I love you!!!

I had to go to my proper job on Sunday. I am officially sick of old people and technology! Especially old people who can't be bothered to have a wash before they come into the store. A lot of them are covered in animal hair, with dirty hands, greasy unwashed hair and runny noses. It makes me stink and the whole store stink. Do these people not care about what people think about them. They are disgusting!

Anyway, we have loads of old people come in, moaning about us and how their technology doesn't work. No.....it works fine you pillock! It happens to be that you are a stupid person and don't know how to read the instruction book!

Seriously, if I have to deal with one more old man, wanting to return a DVD player, I swear to God I am going to clonk him over the head with the blummin' thing!

I have a special announcement on Friday. It is very good and it involves my 18th birthday celebrations! Tune in to find out more because it is very exciting!

Right, I think that is just about it to be honest. I can't of anything else that is important.......

Oh actually......... ABI LEE....... I really, really like you. You are amazing.

There we go.... that is definitely it!

Until Friday.

Take care.

Sam (From The Sam Cook Show) xxx