Again I am sat on the toilet writing a blog. It does seem to be my most productive and creative place. I have already written three best-selling novels and directed a short feature film about the life and times of Phil Mitchell from Eastenders.

Anyway, moving onto the more important things, I have a special announcement to make!

ON FRIDAY THE 29TH FEBRUARY, I WILL NOT BE HERE!

The reason for this is that I have to go Leicester on Saturday morning and actually need to be awake at 10am. For this I sincerely apologise but to make up for the lack of great radio, I have another exciting announcement!

ON FRIDAY THE 7TH MARCH, I HAVE 5 VERY SPECIAL GUESTS!

Well, okay, they aren't special but they are guests! They are five good friends of mine from Swindon and are helping entertain you all on my "Special Birthday Show". I have also promised that they can drink alcohol so I apologise now for any swearing or rudeness that night! Don't listen if you are easily offended!

YES....I am 18 on Monday 3rd March! -- Feel free to buy me a present and drop it into the studio... I will give you a shout out!

That is quite enough of the announcements for now!

More importantly, this week has been a rather stressy one. Girl problems (that is problems with girls not my menstrual cycle) and a lack of sleep led to me getting rather worked up. It all climaxed when a friend of mine who had also had a rather stressy week came to my house on Wednesday night and we drank rather a lot of wine in rather a short amount of time! Within an hour I was trolleyed and spent the remainder of the night on the conservatory floor gazing up at the rather dirty windows. Needless to say, I did not make it into school on Thursday morning!

Another interesting thing happened this week and I went Ballroom Dancing with my gorgeous Abi on Monday night. It went rather well this week and despite the obvious fit of laughter every couple of minutes we can just about but a turn into The Quickstep. I really do enjoy these Monday nights because not only am I learning a new skill so when I do make it big in the radio industry I will win Strictly Come Dancing, I also get to dance with a beautiful girl and make people jealous - The latter being the most important!

Finally, just a couple of questions.... Is it okay for a dentist to eat a sugary doughnut and also what do Traffic Officers on the motorways actually do??

I think that has just about covered it all for this week and I no longer have any need for the bathroom tonight!

Lots of love and I will speak to you on the 7th!

Sam Cook xxx (who is 18 on Monday) xxx