Howdy!

A few things have been getting on my nerves this morning and I feel the need to share them with you!

Firstly, why do we need nose hair? I spent half an hour last night plucking my nose hair out with a pair of tweezers and boy did my eyes water! I don't have particularly dark hair so I imagine that there are blokes (maybe some women?!?) out there who have more of a bush up their nostrils than me! If you do can you let me know how you combat this? I'm not a fan of shoving a Reminington fuzz away (or whatever there called) up my nose as it just makes me sneeze and surely just cutting them makes them come back thicker? Women have electrolysis for unwanted moustaches don't they? Is there such a thing for up your nose!?
Let me know how you solve the problem of unwanted nasal hair by emailing mikebrownradioshow@live.co.uk and I'll read the best one's out on Sunday.

Now the next thing I want to have a moan about this morning is lazy people. Its a little bit more specific than just couch potatoes or people who order a take away because they can't be bothered to cook. It's those people who STILL haven't taken down those silly outdoor Christmas lights down. OK, they don't have them turned on, but It's just utter bone idol laziness! You know the kind of lights I'm talking about, the flashing Santa's that are riding a train or the ones where he's climbing an illuminated ladder, from memory neither of which is something St. Nicholas is famous for in the first place!!! If you are one of these people who still have these tacky monstrosities covering the outside of your home them take them down immediately and while your of your backside, put them in the back of your car and take them to the tip!
Do you know someone who still has there lights up? Email me on mikebrownradioshow@live.co.uk tell me who they are and I'll expose them on the show this Sunday.

The show is on Seaside FM this and every Sunday 2-6pm, as ever.
See you then, Mike.